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Yo-yo-yo, this is Erisaade (“Special Report“ - name of the TV show) - Anatoly Tafichuk (one of the show hosts) and J.O.C (rapper) together with Def Räädu Massive (band), Moscow here we come, let’s go J.O.C, BOOYA! Verse 1: Za-za-za, we all know that this year the... Eurovision song contest is held in Moscow, no one in Estonia can look forward to anything better than that. Freedom was brought to us from Moscow by Arnold Rüütel (Estonian politician during collapse of USSR), most likely the win at Eurovision will come the same way. Its one thing that we need to get the win in Moscow, another thing that we nado improve Estonian-Russian relations. Its elementary that we should be vain towards Russia, so its noticed by Putin, noticed by Medvedev. In order for Russia to come aboard with our good idea we need to grease the lips of the Russian bear with plenty of honey. After that we’ll get back the Russian transit, oil wagons will slide through Estonia like silk. Chorus: Russia ty ochen krasivaya, you will be our best podruga, Ehh ty Rossija milaya, we understand drug-druga so greatly. Russia I give you a patselui, your song will get dvenadzat points. And I don’t hold it against you when you go to Georgia to sip some cha-cha. Verse 2: Estonian official language would be russki jazyk, Estonian president would be Mark Siryk (one of the organizers of the Bronze Soldier revolt), Postimees would be changed to Edasi and Päevaleht to Pravda (Estonian newspapers would get their USSR era names back), sickle would be paired with kuvalda again, Kaitseliit’s (Natonial Guard) name could easily be Druzina, we would friendly drink po stakanu vodka together again, we would employ a lot more Hermann Simm’s (convicted traitor, sold state secrets to Russia), 10 bronze soldiers would be planted per hectare, to the top of Liberty Monument we would apply Russalka, in front of that we would light eternal zazygalka and the German gas pipe to feed it could go straight through Tallinn’s Old Town. Chorus Bridge (3x) Russia is mir, Russia is druzba, Russian czar is the best boss in the world To turn Lake Peipsi (Chudskoe ozero) to a big SPA would be the superresult of our cooperation . Chorus 2x Together with you, big Russian tribe, we again create the union of free countries, for that cooperation then the Estonian song would win in Moscow. Before that I want to blagodaryu you, holding a sign that says „Slava Rossiyu“, it it so beautiful to say that cheres godu v Kolyvane apyat we will see you! -------- These great and highly ironic lyrics were written by Estonian poet Contra. Original: Def Räädu & J.O.C - Kuningas Ei Eksi

@@moskiito2501 Thank you so much for the translation!